My cat has always loved visitors so
But that night I'll not ever forget
When you came out of my bathroom
And all of you completely soaken wet
You dropped your towel in fright then
And my cat it almost had a heart attack
Then you slipped head over heels on tiles
As you tried so in there to get back
There was the loudest thump at that time
As you found the tiles so neat
And the cat took off under table then
And never made a single peep
Ever since that night now for sure
If I ever have a visitor at any time
My cat plants it's self under the table
And dreams catty dreams ever so divine.