WHERE ON EARTH CAN I FIND A BEER
THAT LOTS WONT MAKE ME FEEL QUEER
HAVE ME LOVE YOU MORE SO MY DEAR
AND HAVE YOU WANT TO HOLD ME NEAR
THAT WILL TAKE AWAY ALL MY FEAR
MY ABILITY AFTER DRINKING WONT DISAPPEAR
HAVE ME MAKE LOVING YOU MY NEW CAREER
AND HAVE US HONEYMOON FOR A YEAR
WITHOUT A CROSS WORD OR A TEAR
AND ENDLESS SENSUAL LOVING CHEER
SO PUT YOUR MIND INTO A GOOD GEAR
ONE THAT WILL HAVE ME WANT TO NIBBLE YOUR EAR
OH HOW I MEANT IT SO EVER SINCERE
AND ALLOW ME ASK YOU AND ME TO HEAR
WHERE IS THAT BEST SHOP TO VEER
WHERE I CAN FIND SUCH A BEER.