Among the most very un canniest of things
In my entire life this is ever so for sure
As if I ever dare toddle off to the toilet
There's usually a loud knock upon my door
If ever I dare during the day take a shower
As always when I'm home and on my own
No sooner am I naked and covered in soap
There comes a non stop ringing upon my phone
If ever I was desperately waiting for a parcle
Something I've waited just ever so to arrive
The minute I walk right down into the garden
There comes a delivery van then parked outside
These a few of the most un canny things in life
These very things being only of them a very few
Always happen the second I go do something else
And happen they always seem to always in life do.