We had ever so many friut trees up the back
All heavy with fruit then and of many a kind
And us kids back then how we had chores to do
Mum would if we hung around home more to find
There was under them all this fruit that had fallen
Due to the winds it was fruit all over the ground
And yes the latest job was to go pick it all up
And to dig a hole and bury it somewhere around
Well there was this man next door who had a cow
And we knew cows love fruit it is said to be true
So we fastly collected all this rotten fruit that day
And over the fence to the milking cow we then threw
Well that old milking cow thought it was christmas
And she ate the whole lot and did not take long I say
But we didn not know rotten fruit is alcoholic as hell
That old cow was a drunk as drunk could be on the day
Oh yes ,,, We were in trouble again and grounded
I guess for us this was not anything all that new
But it's the first time I have seen a cow so drunk
And she could'nt stand,walk or do anything but moo.