I've jumped out of planes
Travelled Russia on trains
Trekked to Everest base camp
Got married in Thailand
Written a book of poetry
Done stand-up comedy
Rode horses across Mongolia
But I now face a phobia
I fear it's here to stay
Never thought I'd see this day
I never dreamt of this
I have a new nemesis!
It will be the end of my life
If can't cut this turnip with a knife!
