Your bride of fifty years
Going across the bridge
above the creek
slips hangs forward
Feet over butt backward
Nearly slides in the creek
You give her a 7.2 for a dive
She won't speak to you for a week
You finally find out why?
She thinks--are you prepared?
She deserved at least a 9.5
For adding the back flip
Had she made the water
I would have given her a ten