This Is Confessions of A Cereal-Killer:
Declaration of A Diet's Death-Dealer
A Tongue-Twisted, Taste-Tempted-Thriller
A Breakfast-Box Life-Spiller …
This Is Her Customary Morning Fix
She's Abducted & Addicted To This
But The Only One To Tell
Is The Burdened Bathroom Scale
"She's Coo-Coo For Coa-Coa-Puffs !
Yes, It's True … She Can't Get Enough
She Slays Them With A Slurp
Even Guzzles Them Down With Burps
And She Slaughtered That Silly Trix Too !
& Reese's Puffs – She Snacked-Attacked You
& Tony The Tiger – He Wasn't So Tough !
She Buried Him Backyard In Corn-Husks
She's Done 30 Munch-Murders Each
And Every Victim Always Screeched
30 Axes She Used To Cut Them In Half !
You Can See Each Axe Every Time She Laughs
Thru The Years, She's Lost Two Back-Blades
& A Couple of Victims Made Their Escapes
When On The Floor, They Fell Afraid
Watching The Other Victims … She Ate
She's A Cerebral-Cereal-Psychopath !
A Cereal-Killer Mouth-Unmasked
A Teeth-Wielding Maniac !
& TV Knows: Cereal-Killer's Back
She Sits Behind The Newspaper
Smirking About The Investigator
Still Chomping Like An Alligator
She Won't Leave Any Clues For Later
Honey-Bear – Was Golden, Sugar Crisp
He Died So Fast – Cupboard Didn't Miss
Others Screamed & Cringed Like Capt.'N Crunch
& Chex Didn't Know – He Was For Lunch !
Kellogg's Caught Her With Their Troops
But On Trial, She Got Off With Fruit-Loops
They Even Sent In General Mills
But To Find Other Fiends – They Cut A Deal
They Were Looking For The One Who Killed
and Boiled & Bubbled Old Man Oatmeal !
(But She Was The Local-Lunatic)
She Also Cooked & Buttered-Up Some Grits
But She Gave Up Her Cousin In A Heartbeat
He Had Criticized Her For Too Sweet-Sweets
So, Did He Share Guilt of The Oatmeal Feat ?
Well, No … But He Did Do Mini-Wheats !
Now, Detectives Are Closing In Again
With Fiber-Optics & Healthy-Grains
But They Can't Raisin-Bran or Shame
A Cereal-Killer In-The-Act-Insane !
And She's Bold – She's Been Heard To Boast
‘I Ought To Let Them Put My Pic On Post !'
But She'll Let A Baby Take The Blame
For Her Cereal-Killer Game !
See … Her Favorite Trusty-Treat Tool
Is A Stainless-Steel, Round-Soup-Spoon
And A Big White Bowl – Kept Fridge Cool
That Says: ‘Don't Mess With Moon's'
(uh-oh)
She's Smothered Victims In Sugar Town
(ain't prejudice / includes white or brown)
Then Pour Lots & Lots of Cold Milk 'Round
& Watch Snap, Crackle & Pop Drown !
They Caught Her With Bananas Stranded
& With Strawberries Red-Handed !
& Cinnamon – But Evidence Was Planted
By A Green-Clover Leprechaun That Landed !
Thought They Had A Special-K With A Cup of Joe
When They Brought In That Bumbler Cheerios
But They Had "Nuthin' Honey" of An O
… and Had To Let Her Go !
See … Cheerios Are Real Heart-Smart
& They Know Cereal-Killer Is Warped
But Tonight She'll Make Her M.O. Mark …
She'll Get ‘Em Cornered In The Dark !
So Next Time You See Her In Cereal Section
You'll Know Her By The Way of Her Selection
Yeah – She's Loose & Under FDA Protection
… I Told You It's Her Obsession
She's Waiting For Next Harvest's Inspection
Is She Sorry ? Not Even A Suggestion !
If You Try To Stop Her – You'll Meet Objection
& A Scoffing Cereal-Killer's Confession …"
This Is Confessions of A Cereal-Killer:
Declaration of A Diet's Death-Dealer
A Tongue-Twisted, Taste-Tempted-Thriller
A Breakfast-Box Life-Spiller …
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