Grandma's totally Looney Tunes, I'm told
Now she's wearin' Green and Gold!
The world's turned completely upside down
The Cowboys' smile turned to a frown
The Mayans' 2012 doomsday is all wrong
'Cuz I heard Grandma singin' a ‘Packer' song!
Dec 29th 2011, Dallas lost game number 8
So that makes it the true doomsday date!
Grandma gave up the Silver and Blue!
'Cuz welshing on a bet she will not do!
So now she sports a new cheese head
Good for her word just as she said!
She's gone to the frozen tundra and cold...
Now Grandma's wearin' Green and Gold!