It is really hard being politically correct.
Two of the people must be gay
Two must be black
At least two Asians
and two Latinos
I guess Snow white can be the only Caucasian
At least two in the country illegal
And ten percent drawing welfare.
I am tired and going to bed
This being politically correct is hard
We still haven't elected a woman President
But here in Washington we have a woman Governor
That too is giving me a headache
Three little kittens went up the hill
All three were girls
Met the three little pigs
All three were boys
And the littlest puppy got lost
These were much simpler days for poetry