I never smoke and I don't chew,
And I don't date any girls who do,
I meet gals only by tweet and twitter,
I've no use for an off-line critter!
MISS OLD-FASHIONED GIRL
Stay away if you tweet and twitter,
So immature you must need a sitter!
On-screen kissescan't bring me jov,
But on-lip kisses: Great joy, Oh, boy!
The APPS-sters who tweet loving words
Are, in my mind, just childish nerds,
I want a REAL man, hands on my shoulder,
While I hope that he will get bolder!
GREAT-GRANNIE SAYS
Twitter and twee? Birds in my day!
And to the boldest men, I said NAY!
