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A GPS without a satallite


Be sure to set out your course before you start your car,
Have knowledge of road hazards, your route and how far,
This system will talk to you, as an assistant along the way,
A personal navigator in your car, with free advice so to say,

At the next roundabout take the third exit if you please,
Carry along Union Avenue, keep an eye out for the trees,
Right at the next junction, remember stay in the outside lane,
Switch on your windscreen wipers, soon it will start to rain,

Watch your speed along this road, that police car on the right,
You're not allowed to do a u-turn here, good grief as if I might,
Do you want the shortest route or the fastest to get you there,
A female voice full of instructions, try questioning it if you dare,

No satellite calibrations needed, this GPS works with intuition,
There is no problem without an answer it covers every situation,
With disregard for your expertise, acquired all your adult life,
No GPS has been invented, that can outsmart my lovely wife.


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