The Science and English teacher were married
They thought the Texico mechanic dumb
He didn't have a college education
But he could fix his own car
Every time the Science teacher was out of town
The mechanic had to come after work
And spend the night fixing her car
I had Mrs Prentice for second grade
An example of how dumb she was
One day I went to the boys room without asking
She said I could not go unless I raised my hand
She also said that we had to raise our hand
If we knew the answer to a question
She would never call on me
Told my mother I was not potty trained
I could read and write
I helped my dad read Playboy magazine