Met this chick her name was Irene
First time I looked at her she started to scream
A little taken back I said what is your pain?
She said you Dufus you tripped me with your cane
To amend things took her for walk it started to rain
She made such a fuss her walker did strain
So I left her out there met this new gal Maude
Not much for looks so overlook the bod
She likes to fish at the pier caught a Cod
Forgot about Irene she came at me with her walker
She is into violence not much of a talker
Now Irene and Maude are taking the Cod home
And here I sit at the pier with pole all alone
Heah any of you chicks have a new finagled phone?
It's past eight o'clock and they close the front door
My wheelchairs stuck in park and won't move any more