The Crystal Methodist
The crystal Methodist
Is a religious alchemist
An adrenaline theologist
Behind his chemical mist
Is a man addicted to faith
Gaunt and fading like a wraith
Mixing Gods work, copy and paste
Upon the minds in his space
He’s got a mind built from bricks
Church no longer gives him kicks
He’ll pray to anything to get his fix
He’s fanatical pick ’n’ mix!
