Ashely
“Long legs, great tits and thighs
The kinda girl that would knock most guys”
Alas, this wasn’t written by me
It was a lyric by the rapper, Ice-T
But I agree with him actually
As he was referring to you, Ashley
The Blonde bombshell, the American babe
The beautiful songs in an accolade
The American adventurer, on the Isle of Man
But believe me, she is all woman
In America they only have one word for good
‘Awesome’ is sung from every neighbourhood
It’s said that civil war is brewing again
The US want her back, but so do all men!
I once had the luck to meet this lady from heaven
Back in Chiswick, Wilkinson Way, number 37
We’d chat in the kitchen and banter would fly
She was a fine looking woman, I cannot lie!
But such Princesses are made for action
Not to dwell in the backstreets of Acton
So off she went back to her nest
No, not America, the Isle of man, I don’t jest!
One day she’ll return, by hook or by crook
But until that day comes, it’s chatting on Facebook.