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Last roads

, oh know, just that, nowhere, this one brings me back. Where do these last roads begin and end, in our minds. Are we forever traveling down last roads as we imagine only for them to have no beginning or

, oh know, just that, nowhere, this one brings me back. Where do these last roads begin and end, in our minds. Are we forever traveling down last roads as we imagine only for them to have no beginning or

Out there



Halfpenny moment

28-06-1914

3 foot ruler

ABANDONED

About Tomorrow

ABSURB

Acceptance

ACCESSORY

ACROSS THE LINE

ADVERSITY OF VANITY

AIMLESS

ALTERNATIVE BELFAST

AMERICAN DIPLOMACY

AND ALL THAT THERE

AND NOW....A WORD FROM BRIAN

ANGELS

ANGELS CARING

ANGELS FALLING

ANNOYING SUCKER

ANYONE

AN INOFFENSIVE MAN

ART OF LIFE

ASKING A QUESTION

ASSUMPTION

AS WE CHOOSE

ATOMIC NUMBER (6}

ATTEN--SHUN

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THING-A-MA-JIG 
 
I went down to the shop to get,ya know 
one of those thing-a ma- jigs. 
Anyway I asked for, ya know the thing-a ma-jig 
and to my great consternation the assistant said, what do you 
mean BY A THING-A-MA-JIG can you believe it. 
 
What is wrong with these people serving in shops today 
I quite Clearly aked for the thing-a-ma-jig, 
I knew it was there, but did she, oh no, 
she just stared blankly at me and 
had the cheek to say, 
SIR I haven’t a clue what a thing-a ma -jig is. 
 
I says to her, oh how come it’s right behind you 
the thing-a ma-jig. 
Are you referring to this SIR. 
then in her most supercilious manner 
said to me this is not a thing-a-ma-jig-sir it’s a razor. 
 
I couldn’t believe her cheek, 
so I told her to just keep her razor 
I’ll go elsewhere and get myself 
a thing-a-ma-jig, what a silly girl. 





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