Mattman and Videovixen. And the case of the closed down bars!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
NO! it’s another closed, bar, what shame!
Yes another bar shut, shock-horror!
Worse still, it’s in Florida
Bars closing around the planet
I tell you, I just aint having it!
The people of America have enough on their plate
Without bars being bare, behind a rusty gate
Fear not world, there is a plan
We’ll save your pubs and bars. Cause I’m MattMan
Mattman? Whose he, I hear you say?
He’s a London lad, with super powers from the UK
The ability to drink alcohol and still have fun
And appear innocent when he touches your bum
Like a bullet going at full velocity
MattMan flies across the sea
And there he lands on Hollywood beach
And to the crowd he gives this speech
“Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls
I’ve heard your stories, I’ve heard your tales.
Bars shutting is one thing, but..” he let out a sigh
“When you start messing with Barmaids, I’ll make you die!”
The crowd cheered “Save our Bars! Save our beer!”
“I will” Mattman said, to an almighty cheer
The scale of the problem was hard for him
For starters he did not know where to begin?
He’d been to Miami and the keys too
But he needed help. And he knew just who
By day she was a dotting mother
By night she was somebody other
Blonde bombshell, sexy and beautiful
Amazing breasts but very cool
Her name was Gina, but she’s known also as
VideoVixen, and she kicks ass
Latex boots and a leather costume
She’ll blow anyone’s mind out of the room
With her sultry ways and sexy look
She’s been known to snare many a crook
She knows Florida like the back of her hand
She drink litres of alcohol, and can still stand!
Together we make a great pair
So closed down boozers better beware!
We put the fun back into bare
We get people drinking, and dancing
Flirting, talking, chatting and laughing
The empty seats, now had bums on
People were dancing on tables singing along
Booze was awash, beer bottles did clink
The bar staff so busy, had not time to think
The girls were smiling, slim with a tan
All thanks to Videovixen and Mattman
Mattman and Videovixen, flew off into the sun
He had a beer in one hand, and the other on her bum.
