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When Poo Is His Business.Now please don't be offended people, But you need to be inside this Poet's head... To understand the logic of these words! Cos instead of crying, I'm gonna smile instead!! You see, things are a little bit messed up here, And my life has completely gone to pot, I have to see the funny side of life, To prevent my head being messed up a lot! So this little problem I've got, another, It's had me up the wall, what do I do?! And things are a little bit scary now... And my life is a tad in the...poo! Now I won't spell the words out, Offending is not what I'm trying to do, It's just, well; this is my therapy people, I write it out, get it out, work it through. So though you will know what I mean, If you're offended please don't read on!!! Cos once started, I have to finish a poem, And I'm trying to make it fun! Fun for me is therapy you see, It's how I get though my strife... Well let's be honest people... You'd cry if you had my life! So this fella, he's a bowel man, The best at his job, I am told! Well I think if poo is his business, That's a statement that has to be bold! So yes, I am a Christian, but... I've had another chat with the LORD... Told Him how I was feeling, a lot... And how, well, actually, I'm quite floored. So I figured what the heck, just once, I'm going to speak how it is this time, Cos its' his business, it's my problem, And nope, I'm not feeling fine... But I need to have a laugh about it, And hey, I am a mental Poet you know! And I need to keep my milk bottle full! So I figured this is the way I'd go! On a giggle, on a grin, on a high, Cos we never know when our numbers up, And I've got no clue as to mine, But I just don't want it to be just yet, Cos I've much to do in this life of mine! PLEASE, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM... SEE YOUR DR!! DON'T BE AN IDIOT LIKE ME! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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