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~*`MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB`*~{*Inspirational*}


~*`MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB`*~{*Inspirational*}
(Think carefully about what you will be reading)...
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Mary, had a
little Lamb,
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 His fleece was
white as snow.
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 And everywhere
that Mary went,
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 The Lamb was sure
to go.
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 He followed her
to school each day,
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 T'wasn't even in
the rule.
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 It made the
children laugh and play,
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 To have The Lamb
at school....
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 And then the
rules all changed one day,
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 Illegal it
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 To bring The Lamb
of God to school,
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 Or even speak His
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 Every day got
worse and worse,
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 And days turned
into years..
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 Instead of
hearing children laugh,
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 We heard gun
shots and tears.
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 What must we do
to stop the crime,
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 That's in our
schools today?
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 Let's let The
Lamb come back to school,
And teach our kids to pray!

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 If you agree, please pass this on.
It is said that 86% of the World's people
believe in God..
Why don't we just tell the other 14%
to be quiet and sit down?
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A little boy was in a relative's wedding..
As he was coming down the aisle,
he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd.    
While facing the crowd,
he would put his hands up like claws and roar.      
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR,
all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears
from laughing so hard
by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child
sniffed and said,
"I was being the Ring Bear."
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One Sunday in a Midwest City ,
 a young child was "acting up" during
the morning worship hour.
The parents did their best to maintain
some sense of order in the pew
but were losing the battle.    
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up
and walked sternly up the aisle
on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer,
the little one called loudly to the congregation,
"Pray for me! Pray for me!"  
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One particular four-year old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."  
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A Sunday School teacher asked her little children,
 as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
a LITTLE girl replied, "Because they are sleeping!"
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible
with fascination,
looking at the old pages as he turned them.  
Then something fell out of the Bible.
He picked it up and looked at it closely..
It was an old leaf from a tree
that has been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice
he answered, "It's Adam 's suit".    
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The preacher was wired for sound
with a lapel mike,
and as he preached, he moved briskly
about the platform,
jerking the mike cord as he went..  
Then he moved to one side,
getting wound up in the cord
and nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks,
a little girl in the third pew
leaned toward her mother and whispered,  
"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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Six-year old Angie and her four-year
old brother, Joel ,
were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door? ...
`They're hushers."    
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked ,
"Grandma, do you know how you
and God are alike?"  
I mentally polished my halo, while I asked,
"No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.
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 A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother,
was becoming quite
knowledgeable about the Bible.  
Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking,
"Which virgin was the mother of Jesus ?
The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin ?"
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A Sunday school class was studying
the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.  
The teacher asked
if anyone could tell her what it was.    
 Susie raised her hand, stood tall,
and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife!"
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All above material, shared with you,
from circulating email messages!
`Thanks, and God's Blessings to everyone
enjoying this beautiful day
the Lord has created
for our pleasures!

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