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SANTA CLAUS MAY WELL HAVE BEEN AN INDEPENDENT


Some think Santa Claus as a Republican
He made allot of money and hired many workers
Retired leaving his money off shore hidden
and ended up paying few taxes
Others think of him as a Democrat
He works only one day a year
Lets Reindeer and elves do all the work
and unemployment supports him the rest of time
Using his name to sell products all year long
I think of him as an Independent thinker
As long as they pay him he doesn't care who is in charge
I think he lives in New Hampshire.
Private Joke only one person responding would understand
Actually Democrat rhymes it seems with at
Independent rhymes with aunt still working on that
I think Ms Claus should run for President
She would be the first female and she could run the house








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