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What planet is this I am lost?
The headlines Seattle paper
Boys girls kissing
A drug killing every day
Someone dying of aids
First it was gay marriage
Two women in white wedding gowns
Two boys in white wedding gowns
Virgin marriages for sure
This brought down Rome
Their aids two gay boys throwing bouquets
Thirteen year olds smoking grass treating their acne
It is now legal in Washington
Wanting me to hand over my wallet
Take from those who work give to needy
Every thing is legal today
If you speak English punch line two!
Next year you can marry your favorite pet
Bruce is marrying Poopsie
Meg is marrying Alisa her Kitty
Whose bachelor party is out chasing rats
Big Buff is marrying Mary's Little lamb
Every where Mary and the lamb would go
Following not far behind the sicko!
Mary,she is marrying the old lady in the shoe
Who is divorcing the old shoemaker
I got to say both are old fools
At least someone well be wearing white
Because the seven dwarfs are marrying snow white
Santa Clause never did get married
I think Ms Claus has a thing for elves
But he sure has an eye on Rudolph with the red nose
And aids a disease spreading throughout the world
They are legalizing drugs to help---?
By legalizing drugs criminals and kids won't use it
But then it is only for medical reasons
And to help dealers stay out of prison
It is for the people who need it for pain
You are right those idiots don't look in pain
But when it wears off they sit in wheel chairs
and stare into space needing stronger drugs, cocaine
I am confused what happened to reality?
The Ten Commandants in God we trust
Because I don't trust dealers speaking Spanish
To vote in the new laws for my country
Oh you say I am in Obamaland and for another four years
Does anyone on this planet speak English?








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