Walkin on Air
And so I went to Church
to read the bulletin;
‘twas here I found my niche
for joy without the sin.
In letters plain the herald said
what typists interpret would
from social fountains deep
they interpret could:
reviving extinct dodos
with very simple typos!
Our church's new TITHING promise:
‘Pastor upped his amount of troth –
… place donations in envelopes
along with the deceased
person you want remembered…
The Fasting & Prayer Conference
Low Self Esteem Support Group meets 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
The ladies of the Church
have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement
on Friday afternoon.
Now there I had my sermon sweet
with social interaction,
no need for Facebook or any Tweet
or religious attraction…