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THIS THING
Speaking to a bloke I know, just the other day.
Anyway the gist of the story was this- thing.
Now we spoke quite awhile about this-thing.
I agreed with him that it must be terrible this-thing.
It really was upsetting him and I was concerned for him.
Well you would be wouldn’t you, and him wrestling with,
this -thing. I said to him, tell me what this-thing is. He replied
you know, ach sure you know, "the thing" it’s really awful,
I went and seen about this-thing, they, oh who are they, you know
the doctors, about this- thing. Okay now what did the
doctor tell you about the -thing. Well he futtered about with it
then he told me.oh aye and at this point you can imagine how I felt.
He told me the-thing was nothing to worry about as
it was only one of those- things you get once in awhile. Now by
this point in the conversation I was, to put it mildly going a wee bit mental.
Look forget about the -thing word what in the name of all that’s holy
is "the thing" explain yourself. He looked a bit taken aback at my tone,
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