you told me that
i would be your dream girl
if only...
i could learn to play the guitar
like Bonnie Raitt
and purr like your cat
when you touched me.
well, honey, just fyi...
you would be the man of my dreams
if you could only stop smoking,
have some teeth-whitening procedures,
get a dog instead of a cat,
grow 6 inches taller,
lose 30 pounds,
dye your hair,
have plastic surgery,
liposuction,
change your religion,
fatten your wallet,
buy me diamonds,
become a poet,
cry at sad movies,
but besides that...
you are absolutely
the man of my dreams,
so i'm glad you feel
the same way
about me.