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If I get the call to heaven
I jolly well expect there'll be
A big old tabby cat
To snuggle on my knee

If there ain't no pussy cat
With respect I'll say to God
A paradise without pussies
I find just rather odd

So please don't take offence
Or think I'm a foul disgrace
Or an ingtrate type of wretch
But I'll just forgo my place

Because any type of heaven
Is just no good to me
Without a big old cat
To snuggle on my knee


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