Somewhere in my computer Gremlins are hiding
Now I have virus protection
So this means my Gremlins are chasing their Gremlins
We have checked your computer you have no virus!
But trust me they are still hiding somewhere
Microsoft Seven does not like Microsoft Word
Now on my original computer I purchased Microsoft Word
Some of their gremlins crashed my computer
It was time for Microsoft to make more money
I did not mind that--I bought Microsoft Seven
It had a program that did not work for Novelist
So my Gremlins installed Microsoft Word
Olay--things were working again only---!
If I tried to send something from Microsoft Word
Microsoft Seven said there is no such beast
You see they are trying to force me to buy Microsoft Word again
This is fine but they have also taken away spell check
I say Paul did this and they change it to fall
To anyone who has read this far you understand the problems
Shadowed all day and watching you are Gremlins
They change your words and alter with their meanings
I am getting smarter--I almost understand how this works
Still bring back the old days and the mindless typewriter
I still haven't brought up the child protection thing
Put a **on a four letter word and it goes through but say,
"I bea**with the "T", you to the cash registrar, it is child protected