OK, reality, Only one dorm out of eight's King
It didn't bother me that this was an mostly
Ah, sports related, female dorm--Lesbian!
So I asked what does the dorm King do?
At the dance they are first to dance with the Queen
Dance--? I didn't ever have a girlfriend
But pride of failure made me take dance lessons
I must have been good because the instructor said,
"Dandy you must have been born with four left feet."
My goal was to find out who in the dorm nominated me
It was a little disappointing to find out it was Rosie
I knew Rosie from walking her around campus
You see Rosie was blind from birth and thought I was cute
But where did I get all those winning votes?
Somewhat like the poetry poem contest you could vote as often as you like
One girl had a fight with her boyfriend and did not want him to win
Rosie must have told her I was cute because she did not know me
I'd enter this in the poetry of the day contest
But I just don't have the time to sit around every hour to vote for myself