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Ventriloquists are cool... #557





Ventriloquists are cool.  

They can throw their voices and
make inanimate things,
like dummies,
talk.

My dog talks to me.

He stares at me while I'm eating
and I feel like I need to give him
the last piece of
whatever.

He prefers meat.

Sometimes we just share a cold hotdog.

He wags his tail and gets happy
when it's time for a walk
and holds the leash in his mouth
as we go through the front door.

On our last walk an old man was fishing.

He caught a catfish
even though the river is hot
with pesticides.

He threw it back.

I swear the ducks with red beaks
are mutants.

They don't fly
and they stare when you walk by
like you're dinner.

Probably caused by hot water.

I recall my wife's friend
(the one who's ex-husband kept the dogs)
having a retirement dinner.

She said he loved the dogs more than her.

I understood and wrapped up my last piece of T-bone
in a napkin.

Ventriloquists are cool.




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