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Computer dating. (HUMOUR)
I thought I'd try a dating site
to find my one true love,
e-harmony a voice cried out
like a sign from up above.
So I pressed the keys on computer
and suddenly to my surprise,
faces of different women
appeared before my eyes.
Blondes, Brunettes and ginger ones
or they now known as red,
short thin large and tall
well that's what the profiles said.
So I thought I'd date this woman
her picture was like a dream,
but when I met this woman
she wasn't all she seemed.
While chatting at a table
she asked to be excused,
I watched her swaying hips
as she headed for the loo.
Now you can call me old fashioned
and some people often do,
but I always think a woman
should use a womans loo.
She reappeared from the gents
shaking her long right leg,
these mistakes are often made
I said inside my head.
As the evening wore on
I seemed to notice more,
stubble growing on her chin
that wasn't there before.
Then her squeaky voice turned deeper
as she said," I really do like your car",
It was then I made my decision
" WHAT THE HELL I'VE ALREADY COME THIS FAR".
to find my one true love,
e-harmony a voice cried out
like a sign from up above.
So I pressed the keys on computer
and suddenly to my surprise,
faces of different women
appeared before my eyes.
Blondes, Brunettes and ginger ones
or they now known as red,
short thin large and tall
well that's what the profiles said.
So I thought I'd date this woman
her picture was like a dream,
but when I met this woman
she wasn't all she seemed.
While chatting at a table
she asked to be excused,
I watched her swaying hips
as she headed for the loo.
Now you can call me old fashioned
and some people often do,
but I always think a woman
should use a womans loo.
She reappeared from the gents
shaking her long right leg,
these mistakes are often made
I said inside my head.
As the evening wore on
I seemed to notice more,
stubble growing on her chin
that wasn't there before.
Then her squeaky voice turned deeper
as she said," I really do like your car",
It was then I made my decision
" WHAT THE HELL I'VE ALREADY COME THIS FAR".
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Computer dating. (HUMOUR)
Computer dating. (HUMOUR)