First of I have nothing against animals
As several Dogs and Cats have owned me
I don't mind a baby crying on an airplane
Babies cry when they are tired and want to eat
Undisciplined children and dogs another thing
Like a Niece at the restaurant playing on the floor
Disturbing waiters going between tables
Mom should be shown the door out of the restaurant
But we are talking about family pets here
Cellphones and dogs should not be on the
drivers lap as they drive on the highway
If a dog is on the lap it should have a driver's license
Or better yet the driver should lose his
This gets me into when you invite someone to a party
Unless the dog has an invitation stay at home
There are some husband's and wife's I would leave off
So we had a party this weekend three uninvited guests
Next day the wife vacuums Dog hair and I dog poop
I have had both dogs and cats and they survive up to
ten hours without me in the room grooming them
Matter of fact it gives them time to chase the postman
Mess in the neighbor yard who feeds cute rodents
Who come to my house just as the grapes ripen
Did I mention I have no love for squirrels
And I am not even a hunter.