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GREMLINS SENT PACKING

By Dan Donlan, www.PoetryPoem.com/dandy1    Unlock all Features - Upgrade to Poetry Prime


My favorite Geek
OK, my wife's brother
Sent the Gremlins packing
But it took hours
Seems a Ethernet.
Being a medic
I thought either was for
cleaning needles and today
they throw away used needles
No longer use autoclaves
I used to sit for hours sharpening needles
Now that should scare you
But it seems it was sending bad messages
So I was told the module was bad
I am not good at Chemistry
Protons were messing with my server
This is all geek to me
Each time we found one thing wrong
Another thing surfaced and then disappeared
The computer was sending circular messages
When I hit "Help" I met some nice people
either in Pakistan or India
That good for foreign relations
But I could not understand much of what they were saying
Ended up the new printer wireless was out in space
A new plug in just solved one problem
The fact when it was installed one number was off
The printer smarter than me was confused
24 inches apart it could not find the computer
My brother in law despite me referring to him as a geek
and I are still speaking its not yet clear if his sister is
Everything seems now to be working except me
I am worn out and think I need a nap.








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