Poetic-Verses
'' Drunk In Charge Of Those Deer ''
Santa's run was almost complete,
Christmas was going ship shape and neat,
Every year he carries out this wonderful feat,
Spreading good will and cheer.
He delivers presents to all the girls and boys,
Who love to open their wonderful toys?
His company the world over enjoys,
Watching them makes us shed a tear.
But this year it all went horribly wrong,
As Santa was mumbling the White Christmas song,
A Traffic warden just happened along,
At Santa's sleigh he started to leer.
It was parked on a double yellow line,
So a ticket to Santa he did assign,
If it was the police that would be fine,
But it isn't so don't bend my ear.
This made Santa become very obtuse,
Some of his language was very profuse,
He subjected the warden to physical abuse,
Who shouted out, you smell of beer?
He asked who's the animal that is comatose,
The one standing there in a drunken pose,
He said you mean Rudolph with the bright red nose,
As he's tipsy he's unable to steer.
Because of the chimneys my throat gets sooty,
So a drink in each house is a part of my duty,
I see the drink and think, you beauty,
Each tipple I truly revere.
The traffic police were then alerted,
Soon the streets were no longer deserted,
In his mouth a breathalyser was inserted,
The consequences could be severe.
The alcohol reading was way off the scale,
From doing our duty we will not fail,
Santa Claus you are heading for jail,
Your rights we will make crystal clear.
They said sorry Santa you've failed the test,
It's all that booze you were forced to ingest,
Our decision now we know you'll detest,
On your reputation there's now a smear.
Santa's lawyer asked them, what is his crime,
The police said those chimneys he's unfit to climb,
For the more serious charge he'll be doing time,
' Drunk In Charge Of Those Deer '
Christmas was going ship shape and neat,
Every year he carries out this wonderful feat,
Spreading good will and cheer.
He delivers presents to all the girls and boys,
Who love to open their wonderful toys?
His company the world over enjoys,
Watching them makes us shed a tear.
But this year it all went horribly wrong,
As Santa was mumbling the White Christmas song,
A Traffic warden just happened along,
At Santa's sleigh he started to leer.
It was parked on a double yellow line,
So a ticket to Santa he did assign,
If it was the police that would be fine,
But it isn't so don't bend my ear.
This made Santa become very obtuse,
Some of his language was very profuse,
He subjected the warden to physical abuse,
Who shouted out, you smell of beer?
He asked who's the animal that is comatose,
The one standing there in a drunken pose,
He said you mean Rudolph with the bright red nose,
As he's tipsy he's unable to steer.
Because of the chimneys my throat gets sooty,
So a drink in each house is a part of my duty,
I see the drink and think, you beauty,
Each tipple I truly revere.
The traffic police were then alerted,
Soon the streets were no longer deserted,
In his mouth a breathalyser was inserted,
The consequences could be severe.
The alcohol reading was way off the scale,
From doing our duty we will not fail,
Santa Claus you are heading for jail,
Your rights we will make crystal clear.
They said sorry Santa you've failed the test,
It's all that booze you were forced to ingest,
Our decision now we know you'll detest,
On your reputation there's now a smear.
Santa's lawyer asked them, what is his crime,
The police said those chimneys he's unfit to climb,
For the more serious charge he'll be doing time,
' Drunk In Charge Of Those Deer '
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