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Internet Blues

My bloody ipod beeps
In the middle of the night
I'm daft enought to check
Though I know it'll be shite
How about a cruise
We are the best
Ladies don't be shy
Augmentyour breast
Take your partner
To the realms of Venus
Give her a life of ecstasy
By enlarging  your Penis,
A letter from Nigeria
You could be a millionaire
Cos you've  won this raffle
Just send bank details there
Some lady is  just waiting
To give me exotic pleasures
Send off a few pounds
To chat at your leisure
And just in case
I swing the other way
There's even another
From a club for the gay,
The internet is wonderful
Except for all that shite
They will  keep on sending
In the middle of the night.

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Internet Blues