Today it was plus 10% for positive
I woke up and the sun was shining
I told the world no more whining
Big Negative Cancer in the conversation
In 1999 you had a biopsy and Cancer
an operation emergency was the answer
In 2004 a second positive biopsy
Back to the surgion I hoppy
Five years I live with Cancer that's a positive
In 2010 you again had a positive biopsy
Lets see are the negative or positive's winning?
This time the dice I was again spinning
I think 14 years is a ten percent or negative side
But all in all it was a positive I was alive
In March Doc sez we are doing the dance again
The dial on the PSA test is in a spin
The positive I have forgotten how bad the fork hurt
Much older now the nurses I won't flirt
He also said they now give you a seditive
How much more of my vidal pieces do I have to give
I remember four nurses holding me down
On top of me with a scapel sat that evil clown
and throwing the Doctor to the ceiling
The thought to me right now is quite appealing
Last time the Doctor said you well live to be 75
I think he was teasing with that jive
Thats a Negative I well be turning 76 in March
He asked if there was anything he should know
If youre approaching with a scapel come in slow
Before we set up a time for the untrasound and Biopsy
Why don't you bend over does it have to me
Ok, "I said yes I am extremely afraid of needles"
Put me to sleep and I well dream of buglike beetles