A Jedi Knight and a Wookie, walk into a bar ...
The Jedi tells the bartender to keep the drinks coming.
Around dawn, when the Jedi is too drunk to think,
the bartender, then tells them both, its time to pay
their tab. Then the Jedi, turns to his buddy, the Wookie
and asks, "Do You Mind?"
Neo and Morpheus, walk into a bar ...
On that night, every patron, gets their first drink free
Now, the selection is between two drink choices on
the list: They can choose either the 'Crimson Cocktail'
or the 'Blue Kamikaze' ... Which did Neo pick?
Col. O'Neill and Teal'c, walk into the Stargate
and wine-up in a bar (he-he) ... in a world
very much like our own. While there, they
socialize with the locals, sample strange brews
and get very intoxicated. However, not to worry,
on this world, the bartender is used to visitors
who can't handle the native liquors ... So,
the bar has their own taxi, on standby
for such occasions. So he dials the cab.
But before the cabdriver comes, the taxi
has to be gased up. The question is:
A Thern and a Thark, walk into a bar ...
They join John Carter, who was drinking Cutty Sark
and a Martini. Also there, is The Princess, who
sips on deja-blue water and a shot of Royal Crown.
The Thern, gives his order for a glass of Jameson & Gin
And the Thark, orders: Jim Bean and Jack Daniels
... and a Bourbon ... and a Beer
As They Journey Into Darkness & Each Distant Star
Kirk & Spock Walks Into The Enterprise's Bar
And Tho' The Ship May Shake & Warp-Drive-Drop
Mr. Spock Keeps As Cool As A Glass of Cirroc
And Captain Kirk, Just Orders A Scotch On The Rocks
('Cause Scotty Takes Care of All The Enterprise's Stock)
George Jetson, drove up to a bar at 1 0'clock ...
Fired from, Spacely Sprockets, earlier, George
was feeling low. So George sat drinking his
woes away - thru 2 and 3 0'clock. George left
the bar and began driving home by 4 0'clock ...
George was stopped however, when 5-0 clocked him.
Question: "For how long was George detained
by the police?
Flash Gordon, went into a sports bar
to watch a game and to 'Ming-gle' ...
Much later, when he left, he was stopped
by an officer for 'flying blind on a rocket-cycle!'
Now, when Flash asked the officer if he would
let it go, just this once ... the caribbean officer
(who was a fan of Flash's), replied good naturedly,
"Mon-gol"
Will Robinson and the Robot, go into a juice bar ...
The barkeep, a wormy-squirmy, looking character,
looks at them, frowns, then says, 'We don't serve
his kind in here!' ... The Robot, highly offended, starts
waving its arms akimbo and launches into a tirade
of 'warning', about a lawsuit against the bar.
But the barkeep, still squirming and astonished,
interrupts the Robot ... telling him, 'I wasn't talking
about you ... I was referring to him - Robin-son!'
Liquor Is An Elixur of Celebration
Since Man's First Flask To Space-Age Libation
A Part of Our Lives In Every Civilization
GOD ... Gave Us This Delicious, Joyful Creation
Even Noah Indulged In Tasteful Intoxication
Jesus, Turned Water Into Wine At A Wedding Occasion
Its Warmly Welcomed At Every Established Bar Association
For Wine, Is Good Medicine - In Moderation ...
So, Let's Walk Into A Bar ... and Order A Cosmo
or Whiskey, Champagne, Wine, Saki or Some Ouzo
or Vodka or Rum or Gin ... or Just Have A Beer
and Socialize & Celebrate The Universe ... Right Here