Poetic-Verses
'' Cashcon Say That's Tough ''
I had to go in for a payday loan,
The guy in Cashcon started to moan,
I had to tell him I don't like your tone,
He then took the huff.
Tell me how much you bloody need,
I said a hundred would do the deed,
He said you're making my heart bleed,
When your pockets I can stuff.
I said okay then make it two,
He asked are you certain that will do,
If I give you five will it get you through?
He was talking off the cuff.
I then said why not make it ten,
He said yes just say when,
I said now give me the pen,
I was almost out of puff.
You need only pay us a tenner a week,
We really have a great technique,
When you feel your wallet creak,
Let us know you're feeling rough.
Because you came to us you see,
Top up loans we will agree,
That way we ensure you'll never be free,
That's fact it's not a bluff.
We'll then give you even more,
House as security, not a chore,
Though it will hurt you to the core,
You won't be able to pay us enough.
Our interest rates don't you worry,
You won't pay us off in a hurry,
Our terms & conditions are as clear as slurry,
We tend to behave like scruff.
I'm ninety-nine and still paying the debt,
My house is constantly under threat,
While I'm the one filled with regret,
‘' Cashcon Say, That's Tough ‘'
The guy in Cashcon started to moan,
I had to tell him I don't like your tone,
He then took the huff.
Tell me how much you bloody need,
I said a hundred would do the deed,
He said you're making my heart bleed,
When your pockets I can stuff.
I said okay then make it two,
He asked are you certain that will do,
If I give you five will it get you through?
He was talking off the cuff.
I then said why not make it ten,
He said yes just say when,
I said now give me the pen,
I was almost out of puff.
You need only pay us a tenner a week,
We really have a great technique,
When you feel your wallet creak,
Let us know you're feeling rough.
Because you came to us you see,
Top up loans we will agree,
That way we ensure you'll never be free,
That's fact it's not a bluff.
We'll then give you even more,
House as security, not a chore,
Though it will hurt you to the core,
You won't be able to pay us enough.
Our interest rates don't you worry,
You won't pay us off in a hurry,
Our terms & conditions are as clear as slurry,
We tend to behave like scruff.
I'm ninety-nine and still paying the debt,
My house is constantly under threat,
While I'm the one filled with regret,
‘' Cashcon Say, That's Tough ‘'
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`` Cashcon Say That`s Tough ``
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