You've seen those signs
About half using don't use the service
"Guard Dog inside"
"Beware of the Python!"
I have none of those signs
In the window it says,
"If Cadaver found, inside deliver
to Kingston County Morgue."
My barking dog is a loaded shotgun
I won't be waiting for someone
to call me and say, "Someone is in my house.
Do you want someone to come in fifteen or twenty minutes.
The Police are busy come in order of calls
Guarded by angry Senior citizens
Younger days it was a Magnum
But in my old age hands are shaky