i have a little dog he embarrassed me
he cocked up his leg and began to pee
everyone was watching i was turning red
i just turned away and tried to hide my head
he just give a grin and what he had just done
thinking it was nothing just a bit of fun
i took home with me to try and save my day
walking very quickly blushing all the way
now when i go out a nappy he will wear
what the people think i really just dont care