hey diddle diddle the cat was on the fiddle a conman cat was he
claiming lots of benefits and anything for free
working on the side not going through the book
a proper little villain a proper little crook
he took holidays travelling abroad
with the money he had made from his scamming fraud
he started getting watched to stop his little scam
his benefit was stopped now he was in a jam
cat he changed his way started going straight
now he was a honest cat before it got to late