Election day struck but who gives a care
As they cast their votes without warning
The democrats used every trick they had
And they are hanging Chad in the morning......
They beat us fair and square this time around,
So a new regime is now a'borning.
Every "bush" will be removed everywhere,
And they're hanging Chad in the morning.....
Birds will sing and the fish will jump and frolic
As environmentalists save us from global warming
The world once more will be delightfully bucolic
And they are hanging Chad in the morning....
We will leave Iraq and let them do their own dying
Tails tucked firmly between our cowardly legs
Hurry and get out, old time is yet a'flying,
But they will hang old Chad even if he begs....
The sun will shine more brightly on our new nation
While we enjoy a whole new world a'dawning.
Ten million Mexicans joining in the celebration,
And they will help hang Chad in the morning.....
April 06, 2014
This poem is about the Bush-Gore election in Florida
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