Men can cheat
Then they are winners
Women cannot cheat
Or they are sinners
Breaking that Seventh Commandment
Seems easy for men
When they go on and do it
Again and again
Putting their Kingdom
In some female friend
On some night on the town
That they say was only fun
Will probably be forgiven because men are number one
The number one sticks out of their suits
They would like to fault it to Betty and Toots
For their kitties and boots
There around their eyes
Leaving that number one sure to rise
Out of their pants
If you've no number one, then there's no second chance.