Sometimes I am tired
Just don't want to get out of bed
I read the obituaries
That gets me going
Better tired than dead
Remember those Movie Stars?
Blow smoke at you
and say, "I smoke Chester--!
You know for the taste
There's some advice I well waste
And their saying to legalize dope
That's tying the noose on your own rope
And this thing about 72 virgins?
I have met some awfully ugly women
And whose to say the virgins are women?
There's a reason those dudes don't shave
And I am betting in the caves
Not allot of them dude's bathe
On a day when I have writer's block
These are some of the thing that get me going
Oh, yeah I know Petticoat Dictator
There's a lawn out side to be mowing
I'm afraid to get lost in those weeds