I got a call on the phone
A little language barrier
But he was a Microsoft technician
I was doing something illegal on my computer
But no sweat he could fix it
So I said, "Hold on a second,
You realize you are calling Seattle
Headquarters for Microsoft.
I was having trouble with my computer
So I brought my boss in
He is also a Microsoft technician
If you hold on a second
He has been wanting to talk to you."
I don't understand but we were disconnected!