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"YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!

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I am a notorious Umpire battier
having once been one this is a serious fault
I root for the home team
An umpire should not!
I have been wrong baiting an umpire
So I carefully choice the times to do so
Take for instince a call this weekend
The ball is put in play and a line drive to left
The kid in left makes an outstanding catch
At this point the umpire yells "balk!"
Several thoughts come to mind at this point
Like were you going to call balk if he didnt catch the ball
So I politely yell, "You are out of your mind!"
Pitcher is standing on the mound, "What did I do?"
They say I should have politely said, "You are
better that blue!" rather than a calling him a blind idiot
Later on routine out to first he yells, "Safe!"
Which one of us has the right to be rooting for the home team









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