ramblings and things
Stud Poker
I won a woman in a poker game
Straight up and down
I won a woman in a poker game
In a little German town
Her husband was miner
With muscles in his spit
But he couldn't play poker
One little bit,
Didn't seem to understand
The value of each hand
Or how to bluff
If the going got rough.
His wife was petite
A blonde German honey
Who sat patiently watching
As I won all his money,
Until he said
Let's play for the lot
My wife Helga
Against your winnings pot.
He dealt an open hand
As a crowd gathered round
The snap of each card and his
Breathing were the only sounds
As He lost,
Realised the cost,
Showed his grief,
Then his relief
As I said a game’s just a game
And we split the pot
And I kissed her hand,
The only reward i got
And we repaired to the bar
And i made that joker
Promise he would never
Ever again play stud poker.
I won a woman in a poker game
Straight up and down
I won a woman in a poker game
In a little German town.
Stud Poker