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DANDY'S ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN

By Dan Donlan, www.PoetryPoem.com/dandy1    Unlock all Features - Upgrade to Poetry Prime


Do not ch ooze a man or a woman on looks alone
If you want to impress girls pickup the check
But if they want to go in half let them
It's like, if she don't like you
She doesn't want to obligate herself
If she wants to buy your dinner, you got a winner!
Girls are like vegetables some you just don't like
If he has a nice car make sure it is clean
But if he has an expensive one let it go
Having money can turn a bad date into a good one
Introduce him to your mother and dad
It is OK if Dad likes him but Mom has to--!
For one special friend--long distance relationships
Are just that--you can't see the faults
Looks in a picture can be really deceiving
Word in a letter can be downright lies
Dandy's advice is what i do when I have Writer's block
Mostly just releasing cobwebs from inside my mind







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