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'' That's Why We Abandoned Our Caves ''
Man and woman,
Both classed as human,
You've got to ask yourself why,
They're both as different as steak and cumin,
Living as one is a lie.
A females taste
To man's but a waste,
Problem is they say the same of us,
Never ever get together in haste,
It'll be like a wound filled with puss.
Though we procreate,
Each other we hate,
For after any offspring are born,
The male sexual desires he'll need to abate,
For soon he'll be feeling forlorn.
What will never end?
Is their ability to spend?
How can anyone buy so much?
Along with those mood swings you'll have to contend,
Your bank accounts will need a crutch.
When you go for a beer,
You'll be given a sneer,
Don't ever dare come home to her drunk,
Or you'll witness their alter ego appear,
Her vengeance will be that of a skunk.
Their change of life,
Will carve like a knife,
They're no longer the person you married,
All those times of the month that caused such strife,
Till you die you'll forever be harried.
If she ever cries,
Console her sighs,
Don't ask why and pretend you don't know,
With the female the art of madness applies,
Ignore them and my God does it grow.
It's the scourge of mankind,
It is so unrefined,
It's for freedom the male human craves,
What your beloved wife says can cut like a knife,
' That's Why We Abandoned Our Caves '
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`` That`s Why We Abandoned Our Caves ``
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