Locks and keys
and a forty-four Magnum
Prison instead of expensive
Weight lifting apparatus
Garden soil, seeds, a water can
Prisoners shaved daily head to foot
For the turpentine enema
Television--Garden books
Exersize--contact padless football
Medical training for less fortunate
Illegal immigrants a free trip home
With an alarm chip in the butt
Until a stolen gun is not paid for
Keep gardening baby!
The cost of prison
Donations for selling vegatables
Tatoos, another chip in the butt.