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Frustrating Technology!
Technology's changing so very fast
That trying to keep up is a pain.
I'd hardly call myself a Luddite,
But sometimes I feel left out in the rain.
You've barely learned Windows 7
When all of a sudden there's a Windows 8;
Or you think you know a program completely
Until they come out with a new update.
Then you're back to square one again.
Good luck learning the fancy new features.
If you get stuck, don't hesitate
To find some kids to serve as your teachers.
It's amazing how kids at such a young age
Are already showing familiarity
With swiping, sliding, and tapping their fingers
On touch screens AND with great dexterity.
You can't just have a phone these days;
It has to be a smart phone, you see.
How we ever survived in the past
With our not-so-smart phones is way beyond me.
With your smart phone you can lock your doors,
Turn on the air or adjust the heat.
Having a phone just to make calls
In this day and age would be obsolete.
Try to find a simple clock radio
Or a simple phone without any frills.
Young people don't know what it's like
To need postage stamps to pay their bills.
Practically everything needs recharging--
Laptops, tablets, cameras, phones.
Our cars now operate by computers;
Without technology we wouldn't have drones.
Regarding the use of rechargeable batteries,
Despite how handy and cool it looks,
I can still read during long power outages,
For I don't have to recharge all my books.
(9-5-14)
That trying to keep up is a pain.
I'd hardly call myself a Luddite,
But sometimes I feel left out in the rain.
You've barely learned Windows 7
When all of a sudden there's a Windows 8;
Or you think you know a program completely
Until they come out with a new update.
Then you're back to square one again.
Good luck learning the fancy new features.
If you get stuck, don't hesitate
To find some kids to serve as your teachers.
It's amazing how kids at such a young age
Are already showing familiarity
With swiping, sliding, and tapping their fingers
On touch screens AND with great dexterity.
You can't just have a phone these days;
It has to be a smart phone, you see.
How we ever survived in the past
With our not-so-smart phones is way beyond me.
With your smart phone you can lock your doors,
Turn on the air or adjust the heat.
Having a phone just to make calls
In this day and age would be obsolete.
Try to find a simple clock radio
Or a simple phone without any frills.
Young people don't know what it's like
To need postage stamps to pay their bills.
Practically everything needs recharging--
Laptops, tablets, cameras, phones.
Our cars now operate by computers;
Without technology we wouldn't have drones.
Regarding the use of rechargeable batteries,
Despite how handy and cool it looks,
I can still read during long power outages,
For I don't have to recharge all my books.
(9-5-14)
