First day in school a freshman
I was in the boys room and looked up
A girl was looking at me hands on hips
"You do not belong here freshman.
Dummy, you are in the ladies room!"
Now I am dumb but not stupids, I said,
"What do you use that for?" pointing
at the standup urinal. She was in my first class
Nationwide drug raid brings in 500
Don't they know it well be legal in 2013
King is dead long live the Queen
Negroe singing ban is finally lifted
Torando hits five states
Truman signs the Japanese peace tready
Army coup takes over Egypt; Farouk out
I proved my intellegence by asking for
a one on one game against the freshman coach
Prove my stupidity by beating him ten baskets to three
In 1956 he would be varsity coach
Helsinky the world olympics were held
Eisenhower in a landslide
In history class I won the presidency by 23 votes
It was a cat fight, none of the girls liked
the girl who was running against me
Two of my classmates came to see me turnout for freshman team
I had my first real girlfriend